brookeeverdeen:

the most scariest thing about this whole thing is that this will be in a history book one day. kids from the year 3090 will learn about this day and all the other events. Black president, gay rights movement, war in Iraq, Sandy Hook shooting, Boston Marathon bombing, everything. We’re living in history now. 

floozys:

hey followers is everyone feeling okay??? do you want some tea??? hot chocolate??? *puts in your favorite movie* *wraps you in fluffy blankets* *kisses your forehead* *whispers* i love you so much i just want everyone to be happy and safe

janecrocker:

gr0sse:

do u ever get mad at words like we have deck, dick, dock, and duck, but not dack like wtf could we not complete the vowel pattern when coming up with these things

how about i dack you

citymod:

do you realize that we live in a world where people lick other people’s buttholes and yet some of you still complain about double dipping chips?

Probably because we don’t want the butthole licking germs in our dip .. You never know who licks buttholes now days

theywillliveagaininfreedom:

hamburgay:

“beauty sleep” is such bullshit I sleep 12 hours a day and I still look like a trashcan

but a very cute trashcan

make all the other trashcan go BANGBANGCRASH